The three most terrifying things in the world:
Great White shark swimming up to you when you are swimming a little too far from the beach.
Waking up to find your tent ripped apart and realizing a bear is just staring to clamp his jaws around your throat.
Ugh. This post is so dated.
Selling penis tattoos of Steamboat Willie. Inquire within.
Not so. He is missing Trinity's tight leather pants showing us that Octavius PhD cake when he bends over.
Usually the sales associate will observe their behavior and ask if there is anything they can help them with and the browser will respond, "No, I'm just browsing".
Keep the change, ya filthy animal.
Islam is to being a religion of "protecting" women as Christianity is to being a religion of "God's love"
Oughtn't it be over inflated?
Put a quarter in the swear jar.
You don't get the other wishes until the first has been granted, which doesn't end until they finish their little tap dance
You left out the sock
She was going to a rave so it seemed like the right thing to do.