VoilaChihuahua

joined 1 year ago
[–] VoilaChihuahua 1 points 2 months ago

I have coined the term hifellowkidsing when I struggle and fail to relate to teens. As in "I heard the neighbor kid loudly bumping what sounded like Eminem so I totally hifellowkidsed him and asked whether or not it was. He rolled his eyes and ignored me". My only comfort is I was a horrible snot at that age, so I have karmically earned every belabored sigh and humiliated grimace.

[–] VoilaChihuahua 10 points 3 months ago

Hey I asked this a while ago elsewhere but can't find the reply. Does anyone know when our target closes? It's a holiday here.

[–] VoilaChihuahua 4 points 3 months ago

This weekend I halved and scored an eggplant, rubbed the cut sides with harissa and grilled. It was inedibly hot. Cheers!

[–] VoilaChihuahua 2 points 3 months ago

My unasked for opinion on the word "normies" - there are some real weirdies out there that got wires crossed and they sure don't revel in their undesired uniqueness. People who can't sleep for more than 5 minutes spans (she exists), folks sexually attracted to shoe horns, bros who can't feel pain and burn their hands touching the stove. Be happy most everything ended up where it should and working reasonably well - it's not a badge of honor to be an anamoulos fringe anything. I imagine it is painful and assume very lonely. Also there is nothing more fucking pedestrian than feeling uniquely misunderstood and alone. THAT is some normie shit.

[–] VoilaChihuahua 3 points 3 months ago

Thank you, I feel very good about my chances this go around. I'm sober because I'm a better person when I don't drink. Up until now, I also very purposefully surrounded myself with high risk drinkers, so I knew I would not have any friends going on this journey with me.

[–] VoilaChihuahua 8 points 3 months ago (3 children)

Drinking, finally for good I hope! I'm 3.8 years in. I first blacked out at 12 and was drinking liquor regularly by 14 so booze was my way of life. I can't socialize very well as I am naturally super awkward then never honed my "don't be super weird" skills, but I'm finally free to live my life how I want!

[–] VoilaChihuahua 13 points 4 months ago (1 children)

If everyday anomalies and unanswered questions don't drive you a little batty, your willful ignorance will start to become annoying.

[–] VoilaChihuahua 2 points 4 months ago

But all the pages are 72. And your whole experience is also being described in real time on another page 72 elsewhere. 72s all the way down friend.

[–] VoilaChihuahua 6 points 4 months ago

Since the green isn't labelled "yes you can" I stopped reading...

[–] VoilaChihuahua 80 points 5 months ago (12 children)

Unfortunately work me will say whatever my coworker needs to hear to get quick, accurate replies, save anything prejudice or cruel. Did my agnostic ass happily discuss dyeing Easter eggs with an old white dude who Teamsed me "happy Easter if that's even acceptable anymore"? Praise your white American Jesus you know I did.

[–] VoilaChihuahua 5 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Ooh what about pretopia and it can go either way? Regardless I hear you.

[–] VoilaChihuahua 55 points 5 months ago (8 children)

YES THIS! I've been saying over and over since 2016 - I read almost exclusively dystopic sci-fi and many books have a point where the reader thinks "run this is getting too bad it is the time to go". I'm thinking specifically when June has no money in her bank account (yes it's a tinge too late even then). So I've been trying to figure out when that point in our story will be and last year decided it is id Trump is elected again. We are a lost country and evil has won at that point.

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