Uschaan

joined 2 years ago
[–] Uschaan 12 points 3 days ago

Disable the app named Google.

[–] Uschaan 7 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Frame mounted battery: I keep it inside, and when I arrive I bring it inside there too. I have not experienced degraded performance at all. 20min rides, a few below freezing, all winter. ☃️

[–] Uschaan 13 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Dr: Are you vaccinated?

Pat: No!

Dr: Do you drink raw milk?

Pat: Every day for breakfast!

Dr: Ok then we have a diagnosis, a severe case of stupid!

[–] Uschaan 2 points 2 months ago

The 5/6 feet (inches) rules.

[–] Uschaan 19 points 2 months ago

This is when you turn off notifications from that app. Use the app whenever you want, not someone else or a machine.

[–] Uschaan 20 points 2 months ago (5 children)

Maybe you just need to derf yourself.

[–] Uschaan 33 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

🎵 Nerver hungry, never thirsty 🎵

🎼 Launched within a year - or thirty.

🫳

🎤

[–] Uschaan 4 points 4 months ago

She changed her name 16 times.

[–] Uschaan 63 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I'd hate to be named Jobs, working at Intel. 🔪

[–] Uschaan 47 points 1 year ago (6 children)

I'm pretty sure Tenxas would be worse.

[–] Uschaan 1 points 1 year ago

Åkarna, finns på Spotify.

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They were ganglions.

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