Ursapharm

joined 1 year ago

They're getting ready... in c/politicalmemes

[–] Ursapharm 5 points 4 months ago

Thanks for the explanation Margot 👍

Believe it or not, my pussy tastes like pussy [f] in c/[email protected]

[–] Ursapharm 2 points 9 months ago

Heaven?

Guess Who's Horny? in c/[email protected]

[–] Ursapharm 2 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

That's my secret cap. I'm always horny

Always in c/[email protected]

[–] Ursapharm 8 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

Why are we like this 😩

I've got Homer Simpson's mouth for a pussy [f] in c/[email protected]

[–] Ursapharm 3 points 10 months ago

It seems now I'm gay for Homer. Thanks now you've ruined the Simpsons for me

Damn, I thought I got rid of all the toothpaste marks in c/yesbum

[–] Ursapharm 1 points 11 months ago

This one goes to the list of favorites! But just because of the toothpaste marks

They're not presents, they're ... in c/lemmyshitpost

[–] Ursapharm 7 points 11 months ago

It makes me sad to see people having their TV on 24/7. It's Christmas. You're opening presents with your children. Just turn it off and enjoy what's happening. For their sake...

My little mound [f] in c/[email protected]

[–] Ursapharm 2 points 11 months ago

So that's the famous panty-eater that's been munching on all your underwear

Merry Christmas eve ya filthy animals! in c/yesbum

[–] Ursapharm 4 points 11 months ago

Look at those thighs 🥵

It's a wild world we live in [f] in c/[email protected]

[–] Ursapharm 4 points 11 months ago

Stupid sexy alien

[f] in c/[email protected]

[–] Ursapharm 1 points 11 months ago

[u]

Yebum!! in c/yesbum

[–] Ursapharm 1 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Yeum!! (I.e. yum, i.e. I want to eat that bum)