Upperhand

Lol. Hockey player ready to focus on playing hockey. There, fixed it.

Original Smart car?

Hmm, didn't know that was a thing.

The twist is that the narration is from the tigers perspective.

Want to make an actual hassle for pricks like that? Go to your local car parts store, buy yourself a tire valve removal tool and leave it in your glove box for this occasion. It's a simple thing to use, take off the valve cap on a tire, insert the tool into the valve, unscrew, and bam all the air rushes out. Best part? The only way to fix it is to have that tool. you can't put air up the tire without that valve.

If the t-shirt thing worked, just wash your pillowcase more often.

What if the things I love are things you hate?

Rope, duck tape, and a tarp.

Thanks to everyone who answered, I learned to never trust Google even when making a direct search, and people are helpful and willing to explain.

What about the platypus?

My chemical dependence