UndulyUnruly

joined 2 years ago
[–] UndulyUnruly 1 points 3 months ago
[–] UndulyUnruly 7 points 4 months ago

Fuck that. Desperate times, desperate measures. I’d happily pay a doctor to knock me out with sedatives every night and a nurse to administer the drops on schedule while I dream of playing hopscotch with Hunter S. Thompson.

[–] UndulyUnruly 3 points 4 months ago

*gestikuliert weiträumig entlang der Theke

„Von allem von hier bis hier jeweils ein Stück bitte.“

[–] UndulyUnruly 17 points 4 months ago (2 children)
[–] UndulyUnruly 25 points 4 months ago

The floor manager appears to have a different perspective.

[–] UndulyUnruly 36 points 4 months ago (4 children)

He wants to have a productive conversation about cable management.

[–] UndulyUnruly 9 points 4 months ago
[–] UndulyUnruly 2 points 4 months ago
[–] UndulyUnruly 5 points 4 months ago

You want a toe? I can get ya a toe. Believe me, there are ways dude, you don’t even wanna know about ‘em, believe me. Hell, I can get ya a toe by three o’clock this afternoon, with nail polish.

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