UltraGiGaGigantic

I bet the inside of a pumpkin feels like... really really good.

Windows 10

Because I am soft and weak from getting smashed every day at my 3 part time jobs and I just want to drink and play video games at the end of the day, not learn a new OS.

I promise to try Linux Mint when windows 10 is no longer supported.

Absolutely nothing because people who have elevator conversations are not worth talking to.

So many unnecessary steps. I wonder when will someone optimize this process.

They have all the money. Now they want more.

How are people like him and bezos controlling the world?

Capitalism

Become their best friend. Setup a hang out outside of work in the worst part of town. Don't show up. Make excuses. Do it again next week. Do it again until they hate you.

Just kidding. Set boundaries and pray the respect them. If they don't buy a valve stem key for tires. Barely loosen the stem so that it takes 3-4 days for their tires get flat. Repeat until they lose their job.

Just kidding. Stay in the basement, get fired for missing work, become homeless, get a job somewhere else.

There we go... juuuuust right.

Wage slaving never stops