Twattymctwatterson

joined 10 months ago
[–] Twattymctwatterson 14 points 9 months ago

How dare you insinuate I didn't read the article. I'll have you know I read every bit of the first paragraph. Now, good day sir. harrumph

[–] Twattymctwatterson 25 points 9 months ago (3 children)

It was magical

[–] Twattymctwatterson 90 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (5 children)

It's not real war profiteering if you don't sell to both sides, dummy.

[–] Twattymctwatterson 22 points 9 months ago (1 children)

If only there were some sort of camps where they could give them jobs. They could load the civilians onto trains and ship them to those camps.

[–] Twattymctwatterson 14 points 9 months ago (1 children)

You misspelled shit

[–] Twattymctwatterson 11 points 9 months ago

That's funny, I dropped them last week right before they announced the price hike because I own everything I want to watch and now that I have my OTA DVR set up I don't need Hulu so I said "see ya round like a big old doughnut."

[–] Twattymctwatterson 11 points 9 months ago

I promise, I wont put it all the way in.

[–] Twattymctwatterson 19 points 9 months ago

Stretch every day, holy shit that makes all the difference for mobility. It takes about 5 minutes when you wake up in the morning.

[–] Twattymctwatterson 4 points 9 months ago

Have a heroin for breakfast, a heroin for lunch, and a sensible din... ... ...wait what was I say... ... ...oh heroin for lunch, hey do you have a cigarette? Wait I have two in the ashtray? Anyway, a sensible dinner it's healthy.

[–] Twattymctwatterson 15 points 9 months ago

Maybe Joaquin should run for governor.

[–] Twattymctwatterson 6 points 9 months ago

Yeah, but they used to come with little stamps that stamped X ANA X on top and a 2 on the underside. They knew what they were selling.

[–] Twattymctwatterson 40 points 10 months ago

Wouldn't it be great if the entirety of her fan base took umbrage and turned his campaign into a grease stain on the rolls of history? Quick someone goad him into saying she sucks and her music is bad in a campaign speech lol.

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