TummyAcheHaver

thanks for hanging out with me, everyone. had a great time with you all

mad respect to Vettori for surviving until the decision but he had very little for Cannonier. holy shit

for some reason I still think Vettori has a chance at a knockout here. i'm the dumbest man alive so don't go by me but it only takes one punch

I did not expect Vettori to survive that round. Very impressive

last time i got a ref job, she made me pay extra for it

ref after the 199th punch to the face: let's see where he's going with this
ref after the 200th punch to the face: ah shit i guess he got him, okay

me at the start of round 2: silva is fucked. he's never been more fucked than he is right now
me, during the last two minutes of the fight: oh shit is he actually doing something here?

banking on people forgetting that Anderson Silva left UFC 2.5 years ago, I guess

strangely lopsided co-main event from a betting odds standpoint. -1050 to 700?

the only good thing about this duluth trading company loch ness monster ad is that it's not their standard "HEY THIS SHIT FEELS SO GOOD ON YOUR BALLS AND ASS, BROTHER" shtick

it's a rare fight where the winner is bleeding from the face and the loser doesn't appear to have a scratch on him

I love the "live odds" on screen because they exist to make the fight seem closer. The on-screen graphic was like +180 and -200 or some shit. Draftkings has it at -1300 to +750 lmao