TryingToEscapeTarkov

joined 1 year ago
[–] TryingToEscapeTarkov 22 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Yeah they should do it even harder and faster now. Now I'm horny.

[–] TryingToEscapeTarkov 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] TryingToEscapeTarkov 1 points 1 year ago (5 children)

I was told after so many states made something legal it was made federally legal after that. How far are we from Federally legal?

[–] TryingToEscapeTarkov 16 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

My dude thought he could call in a taxi like GTA and then steal it. Be careful around him. He's the type to get a hooker and then beat her with a bat and steal the money he gave her.

[–] TryingToEscapeTarkov 29 points 1 year ago (2 children)

If it were me she'd be tied up and I'd be taking a nap. I want to sleep so bad.

[–] TryingToEscapeTarkov 9 points 1 year ago

Arouse them and then slay them!

[–] TryingToEscapeTarkov 20 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Republicans' dilemma: We will vote for Biden over literally any Republican so it doesn't matter.

[–] TryingToEscapeTarkov 18 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I wish Boomer would retire. These fools love to work and say shit like "I don't know what I would do if I didn't have a job".

[–] TryingToEscapeTarkov 7 points 1 year ago

LOOK AT MY MANGINA!

[–] TryingToEscapeTarkov 5 points 1 year ago

We pay our tax dollars to teach our police officers "killology". It's as bad as it sounds.

[–] TryingToEscapeTarkov 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

But its the best possible weed.

[–] TryingToEscapeTarkov 82 points 1 year ago

They are confused because they keep naming the game the same stupid ass shit. Just call it COD and the fucking year like sports games.

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