ThrowawaySobriquet
That's awesome! How many seed potatoes did you start with?
Ah, well. One dares to dream
What's the difference between a loyalist and a heretic?
Only commissars can shoot loyalists
Are you fucking kidding me? You're gonna look me in the eye and tell me the sail flying above the poop deck is called a spanker?
The reference mouse is oversized
No one gives Tina Tumble credit for starting the whole upside-down-then-not movement
They're colorful and they have a flavor!
Some of y'all out here thinking you looked cool in JNCOs, suckin' on a pacifier attached to your Tamagotchi
He's cute, sure, but that litter fucker is gonna do some excavating. I can see it in his eyes. His giant, adorable, puddle-of-love eyes
Bummer.
I'm gonna go with either spider mites or fungus/bacteria. Probably the latter like one of the leaf spots or possibly downy mildew, though it seems a bit deep into summer for downy. That last picture has some pinpoints of color on the leaf that look like they could be spider mite damage, but I'd still put the safe money on a leaf spot. This far along, you'd be able to easily find them if they're there.
Get what you can from it all, maybe hit it with some neem once a week to see if that'll slow down the decline, but I think that's just gonna be cucurbit hospice.
Y'all motherfuckers wanted a strong, traditional candy, now we're gonna get a Tianamandm Square