TheTaj

Ah... That makes sense. Thanks for answering my dumb question!

Stupid question, but why is it referred to as a sailboat when it doesn't appear to have a sail?

It was probably a Wheelwriter that you remember: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/IBM_Wheelwriter

Definitely some Mr. Peanut Butter material right there!

Looks like someone has been reading the book of Ecclesiastes!

You can't go wrong with Sony MDR-V6 or MDR-7506.