I'm pretty sure nearly all of them didn't get a consensual invite.
Here's what I came up with.
Using Meredith Kopit-Levien's annual pay from the New York Times, at $10.2 million (as stated in the graph.) Then pluging in the 36% raise she was 'given' in 2024(?) and divide by 600 Times Tech Guild members. The following is what I got.
Base salary: $10.2 million 36% of $10.2 million = $10.2 million × 0.36 = $3.672 million $3.672 million ÷ 600 = $6,120 per person
Current average salary: $158,000 (using what was stated in the graph) Potential raise: $6,120 Percentage increase = ($6,120 ÷ $158,000) × 100 = 3.87%
So if the value of the 36% raise ($3.672 million) were distributed equally among the 600 guild members: Each member would receive a $6,120 raise This would represent approximately a 3.87% increase to their current average salary.
a Dell OptiPlex 5040 that I saved from the dumpster at work because I’m a cheapskate.
You are absolutely not a cheapskate for doing that. That's being resourceful. You save money that way and can put it towards other things that matter more. Nothing wrong with that. Why spend a few hundred dollars for a new laptop/desktop when you can just get one used that will run for another 2-4 years before it dies?
Where would you place your 'badassary' on the scale today?
Oof! That's alright. There's always tomorrow or the next, to feel like a badass in some capacity.
Oh nice! What made you feel like a 6 on the badass scale?
What had you feeling like a 2 on the 'badass scale'?
Oh dang. That's an underwhelming experience. But I want to ask. Why did that affect you negatively?
Oh dang. Well life in the end, isn't just about what others get out of it. It's also what you get out of it. Don't sell yourself short. Everyone deserves to feel badass at least once in their life imo.
Hell yeah brother! Taking care of animals is super badass!
My goodness! I'm glad things went well during the open heart surgery. How long is the recovery for such a thing?
What's stopping you?