TedJ70

I collect flashlights and am registered as a flasher...

I believe this is how they name volcanoes in Iceland. Eyjafjallajökull my ass.

Pocket knives, and Swiss army knives in particular. I've loved them since I was given my first one as a child, which was the impetus for me to stop biting my nails.

I know the feeling. I've got about 6-8 flashlights around the house at the moment and can't really justify buying more. My SO thinks I'm barmy.

My eldest daughter is Pokémon obsessed and spent the rest of the day sketching it as one.

Grabbed a Pepsi Max from the vending machine at the local library.

Many of the ebooks available on Project Gutenberg are a little rough. I recommend Standard eBooks instead.

No doubt, but custom ROMs aren't on your average buyers radar.

They'll need to lift their game on software updates for that to happen. Many of their handsets ship with an outdated version of Android, and they rarely see more than one major update.

And just like that, you've invented laserdisc.

Seconded. I've got a couple of Sofirn lights and they're excellent value. Their UI is pretty straightforward as long as you avoid their pro models which use Anduril or other "enthusiast" firmwares.

I was looking for the Bender reference, and you did not disappoint. 👍