SuperTulle

But they still can't tell you what "woke" actually is...

Orphan Crushing Machine

Peanut butter and pickles on toast

Additionally, remember that there probably isn't any standardized spelling, so if you give your players notes you can misspell however you like.

This could even be a clue that a letter has been forged, if the previous letters were spelled one way and the forged one is spelled differently!

If Elon designs it, will be made out of stainless steel that rusts in seawater

According to this song, you pronounce like trying to cough up some phlegm that's gotten stuck in your throat. I can only assume that their history of coal mining has affected the language.

The world needs more reposts of classic xkcd strips

Reddit used to have a StarfleetMemos sub, but with like 20 subscribers and one post per month

Dear United States, nice to see you finally catching on to what we've been doing since 1999.

Love,
Sweden

Including the Enterprise!

And hasn't been since before the Roman empire, possibly longer.

Ignorantia juris non excusat

Betcha there are people already arguing that it can't be genocide if you only kill 1% of the population.