We were standing in the pub, and I’d just bought a round. I gave my mate a fresh pint, and like a complete piss head he let it slip through his fingers. It landed on the floor between us with a thunk, not a single drop spilled. It just nailed the landing, completely solid. Fucking witchcraft.
Squeezer
joined 2 years ago
“Deny thy counter and refuse thy knife”
O cutting board, cutting board, wherefore art thou cutting board?
This reminds me of when we found we could bulk buy ephedrine over the counter from chemists in sub saharan Africa and go to uninhabited islands off the coast and get messed up. Happy days.
Yeah, I’m on the web app and constantly getting a blank feed. Scrolling sometimes fixes it but not always. When I searched for this community to see if it’s just me, I just got blank screen over and over, so had to find a different route.
Free Marcus, fuck these draconian sentences.
That chicken is just so… testicular
Just wear a nice snug pencil skirt: no chance of flashing your knickers and it will look great with your heels.
Cart narcs out
1 & 2 - as CEO of The Happy Oyster company and Gravel Unlimited lI’m absolutely smashing it financially, even with the terminal lamentations of a million misled oysters in my ears.
This should be projected on to the side of the palace of Westminster and amplified so loud that all the spineless shitheads in the house hear every single word.
See, I’m not a fan of the royal family, but I’m pretty sure Charles would never talk to that cunt for a second, and for that I give him a tiny shred of respect.