SonnyVabitch
joined 2 years ago
If you ever feel useless just remember somebody designed and implemented the share-to-facebook feature on porn sites.
Not related, but I was reminded of this old joke: what's the difference between God and a doctor? God doesn't think he's a doctor.
Degas was not right in the head but he had game. He managed to convince a fit redhead to crouch like that for six-seven hours!
I thought it was a banana with toothmarks and a fork.
It's one of the weirder Rorschach tests if I'm honest..
That's a good shirt indeed.
Not this one, thanks for the recommendation, but I've heard White Wine In The Sun, and that's touched me even though I've spent all my Christmases in the Northern hemisphere. 🙂
This question reminds me of Tim Minchin's observations of alternative medicine. By definition, alternative medicine has either not been proved to work, or has been proved not to work.
You know what we call alternative medicine that has been proved to work?
Medicine.
An absolutely horrifying crime, and I'm not trying to make light of an awful tragedy, but some of these names sound like they were randomly generated from a Hollywood database that includes names like Scarlett Johansson, Eddie Redmayne, Daniel Radcliffe, Amanda Seyfried, etc.
Except it isn't, that's literally what the original joke implies, and the reason it is funny. Saying it just makes the same joke, but it also explains the original, which has never made a joke better in the history of language and humour.
#yourjokebutworse