This is cheating, that stuff doesn't count as food.
I had some sugar-free gelatin once, ate the whole bowl in one shot. Turns out it was sweetened with sugar alcohols which is similar to what's in those gummies and the results were notable. That's the secret ingredient, sugar alcohol. Monk fruit sugar has it too and a few spoons of that and you'll have stories to tell.
Oh wow, a topic for which I'm somewhat of an expert.
Get a box of cornbread mix. Dump it in a bowl. Add milk. Stir and then consume with a spoon. If you want some violence to your shits then mix a considerable amount of crushed red pepper before the milk while it's still a dry powder. The milk will help dull the impact of the CRP as you're eating it but not as it's passing, and passing fast.
With this method you should be able to make a load of poop that floats a bit and will pile up above the water line, significantly increasing the stench you leave in the bathroom.
The amateur enhancement is to also slam down a number of Fibercon tablets, but if you want to amp this up to pro-level defecation then go look in the supplements section for some stuff called "chitosan". It's like ground up shrimp and crustacean shell, and it bonds to fats so instead of being absorbed they pass through you. That plus a bunch of fatty stuff from other suggestions you'll be receiving will take your adventure to the next level. This plus swapping in heavy whipping cream for the cornbread concoction then you'll probably have bowel movements so horrible you'll have to register them with some kind of government agency.
Good luck and may your toilet paper be the good stuff.
The thing you're looking for exists and is called IPFS. Imagine fuse mounting BitTorrent. Actually, the fuse part is a minor feature, but it exists.
But quality will slip. You can't just substitute care, concern, and domain knowledge that built a community for some rando. The pillars of the communities are moving on and going elsewhere.
I can personally attest to the efficacy of this tool. It destroyed 12 years of typing in like 6 minutes.
Five stars, would nuke again.
Which is why I ran Power Delete Suite on my account on the way out. I created a lot of value and they apparently didn't appreciate that, so now it's all gone.
I'm in the US and I got mine,, but it took a couple days. I would imagine they're quite busy these days servicing those requests.
I've kinda given up on the app though, it's definitely behind simply using the web interface here as there's a good number is buttons missing, buttons that I use.
Hard vacuum is survivable for a short amount of time, but The Force won't really help Luke if he's half a light minute away from the closest breathable atmosphere.
There's no need to get into a fight when you can call for a site to site transport an intransigent Jedi into a hard vacuum.
"Mr. Worf, please facilitate Mr. Skywalker coming to a more complete understanding as to the relativity of his position by transporting his lower spine two feet to the left."
Microsoft email address were collectively top contributers to Linux kernel patches for a few years, particularly as they were building out Azure and Hyper-V support. They're contributed a service mesh to kubernetes. Visual Studio Code is open source. They're backing GitHub. They developed typescript. Their developers are all over various GitHub repos.
On Beehaw I can choose at the top from subscribed, local, or all. Local just gives be Beehaw threads, all is everything they're federated with... such as your post.