Snapz

joined 2 years ago
[–] Snapz 29 points 1 month ago

Call every tipline and report the person responsible for this death and many others - That person's name was Brian Thompson.

[–] Snapz 9 points 1 month ago (6 children)

We all could be... I might be right now.

[–] Snapz 30 points 1 month ago (17 children)

I hope that backpack becomes a bestseller and a symbol.

[–] Snapz 9 points 1 month ago

Uh... Good luck finding this person when you post supposed photos of them and there isn't actually a person in the photo?

[–] Snapz 82 points 1 month ago (1 children)

They should keep his body in a building central to the insurance HQs. For every single denied claim going forward, that insurance companies CEOs should have to eat a small piece of his decaying corpse to get the denial approved. Once the body is all gone, they need to replenish the CEO body stock if they want to continue denying claims...

[–] Snapz 27 points 1 month ago (2 children)

His family should use some of those millions to make his tombstone a working toilet that empties onto his face.

Do you think they will consider?

[–] Snapz 12 points 1 month ago

"Hey other CEOs... Are we the baddies?"

[–] Snapz 47 points 1 month ago

...so far.

Hey dental insurance CEO, are you thinking twice this morning about signing off on that press release where you're going to start denying all of Grandma's dental claims if you you're software finds any evidence of her smiling on social media... Smiling being user-initiated routine wear and tear on teeth that shareholders demand no longer be covered by default.

Think twice this morning, my Lord...

[–] Snapz 4 points 1 month ago

Are they using as many resources as NYC is using to find the CEO"s life claim adjuster?

[–] Snapz 9 points 1 month ago

Show the overlay map with trump voting counties!!!

[–] Snapz 25 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Man, that geriatric orange pervert sure does act like a healthcare CEO...

[–] Snapz 4 points 1 month ago

I suspect it was everything about him that was the motive?

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