SmackemWittadic

joined 2 years ago

Let them know what they are missing! in c/lemmyshitpost

[–] SmackemWittadic 9 points 6 months ago (6 children)

I'd recommend moving far, far, away if these are the kind of people who live nearby

well if you look at it that way in c/lemmyshitpost

[–] SmackemWittadic 4 points 6 months ago

Peeeeeeee

It seems that Reddit has been prioritizing controversial posts to increase engagement in c/reddit

[–] SmackemWittadic 4 points 6 months ago

I miss Norm :/

Drew a life-sized picture on the beach. Rule in c/[email protected]

[–] SmackemWittadic 3 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

I'm asking about their real balls. Since they said its realistic shouldn't they be square?

Drew a life-sized picture on the beach. Rule in c/[email protected]

[–] SmackemWittadic 8 points 6 months ago (4 children)

How are the balls so precisely circular

LinkedIn in c/lemmyshitpost

[–] SmackemWittadic 26 points 6 months ago (2 children)

I really wish there was one. I'm looking around right now and I wish there was a better alternative

Duty and honor in c/lemmyshitpost

[–] SmackemWittadic 25 points 6 months ago (4 children)

More like duty and otter

McDonald’s earnings, revenue miss estimates as consumer pullback worsens in c/news

[–] SmackemWittadic 2 points 6 months ago

You're much older than a boomer Mr. Sun Zu

Weekend in c/comicstrips

[–] SmackemWittadic 4 points 6 months ago

*rip paper*

Top Republicans call Kamala Harris a ‘dangerous liberal’ as attacks ramp up in c/news

[–] SmackemWittadic 3 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

I feel like we should name it after the legendary @SatansMaggotyCumFart

Old AF in c/[email protected]

[–] SmackemWittadic 2 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

I think they were just multicellular organisms that got rid of the shit by diffusion from the cells themselves, without a specific path for the shit to go down like a butthole.

We're talking wayyyy before complex organisms existed

Old AF in c/[email protected]

[–] SmackemWittadic 49 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (4 children)

I was thinking the same, so I looked into it!

The oldest creature in the evolutionary chain that has been found to poop (from what I found online) is the comb jelly fish. They are thought to have evolved somewhere between 500 million and 600 million years ago

So shit is pretty old but not as old as fuck