SlurpDaddySlushy

joined 1 year ago
[–] SlurpDaddySlushy 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I make broth with Better Than Bouillon.

[–] SlurpDaddySlushy 3 points 11 months ago

I think about this all the time. I'll give up being waterproof for a full-sized slide-out keyboard.

[–] SlurpDaddySlushy 5 points 11 months ago

LG enV Touch. The thing was actually awesome. Music player was dope, touchscreen worked well, full physical keyboard, and the browser could load Flash. The web browser wasn't perfect but was on par with the blackberry of the time.

[–] SlurpDaddySlushy 1 points 1 year ago

I think it's a thing all dads of a certain age used to say.

[–] SlurpDaddySlushy 4 points 1 year ago

Would I still look like me, just more feminine?

If so, cry.

[–] SlurpDaddySlushy 14 points 1 year ago (3 children)

I keep mine on the right. Had to get StartAllBack after Win11 fucked it up.

[–] SlurpDaddySlushy 10 points 1 year ago (2 children)

It's pronounced pasghetti.

[–] SlurpDaddySlushy 1 points 1 year ago

That's a big nope from me.

[–] SlurpDaddySlushy 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I would not call the date a success lol. I tried to plan to go somewhere but the girl knew a mutual friend so she said she felt more comfortable coming over my apartment. She was adamant about being pizza (which was awful), and when she walked in she cracked a joke about how easily she could get raped. 0/10. Did not see her again.

[–] SlurpDaddySlushy 7 points 1 year ago (5 children)

I used dating apps for 10 years. Got maybe a dozen replies and 1 date. So I'm looking at like a .00001% success rate. It's heartbreaking how unattractive that makes me feel.

[–] SlurpDaddySlushy 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

This guy Seinfelds.

[–] SlurpDaddySlushy 23 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Nah don't cremate. Bury the body with no box and no preservation. Get those nutrients right back into the soil as fast as possible.

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