ShittyBeatlesFCPres

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[–] ShittyBeatlesFCPres 3 points 10 months ago

Why in the hell would it be worth expending any political capital to stop an indictment of Netanyahu? He’s going to be in Israeli prison on the corruption charges anyway. It’s not like he’s going to be traveling to any ICC signatory countries. He’ll be lucky if he can ever travel outside his cell.

[–] ShittyBeatlesFCPres 30 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I’d rob everyone who has a good answer.

[–] ShittyBeatlesFCPres 2 points 10 months ago

That one is true, though. It’s like when we learned squirrels violate all known laws of physics and are actually part of an elaborate conspiracy to collect acorns and corner the market on oak saplings.

[–] ShittyBeatlesFCPres 11 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I stopped taking my private jet for trips under 1 hour and instructed the staff not to use air conditioning on the yachts unless notified I’ll be there 8 hours in advance.

No need to thank me. We all have to do our part.

[–] ShittyBeatlesFCPres 37 points 10 months ago

If only someone had listened to scientists in the late 1800’s who correctly predicted carbon dioxide would lead to the greenhouse effect. People haven’t been listening for over a century. https://folk.universitetetioslo.no/roberan/t/EarlyEstimates1.shtml

[–] ShittyBeatlesFCPres 32 points 10 months ago (4 children)

In a getting pulled over situation, this works. But do it before you go protest anything. Or better yet, leave your phone at home. You don’t want to be reaching for something while a cop is pointing a gun at you and saying “Hands up!”

[–] ShittyBeatlesFCPres 4 points 10 months ago

I was talking about the people who initiate the war. Hitler didn’t accomplish anything in WWII unless his goal was to shoot himself in a bunker while we stole all his scientists to send people to hit golf balls on the moon.

[–] ShittyBeatlesFCPres 12 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

That’ll happen.

[–] ShittyBeatlesFCPres 8 points 10 months ago (4 children)

I live in a place that gets hurricanes and (rarely) a tornado. Tornadoes seem so much worse. You get a few days notice before a hurricane but a tornado just pops up. The damage is contained but it doesn’t matter if it hits your house.

[–] ShittyBeatlesFCPres 7 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Some people also hate the Eagles and Malibu, man. It’s understandable.

[–] ShittyBeatlesFCPres 7 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

They have to learn about art at some point.

[–] ShittyBeatlesFCPres 27 points 10 months ago (8 children)

The Big Lebowski

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