ShittyBeatlesFCPres

joined 2 years ago
[–] ShittyBeatlesFCPres 4 points 7 months ago

Your move, Monaco.

[–] ShittyBeatlesFCPres 8 points 7 months ago

The most sociopathic thing about all these careerist sociopaths is that they’re doing time for Donald fucking Trump. I’d be willing to do a little time for Civil Rights, labor unions, protesting war(s), etc. But I’ll be damned if I go to jail for a corrupt politician. And I’ll especially be damned if I get locked up for Donald Trump, the famous racist sex pervert who is allowed to do crimes for some reason.

[–] ShittyBeatlesFCPres 1 points 7 months ago

My favorite drink is usually a crisp white wine like Pinot Grigio but I’ll order a Sazerac or Old Fashioned (or a specialty cocktail) at nice places. At a dive bar or music venue or whatever, I typically stick to gin and tonic or vodka soda, the main reasons being just that they’re simple for a busy bartender to make and also don’t make me as miserable the next day.

[–] ShittyBeatlesFCPres 13 points 7 months ago

In 2003, The Onion had an “article” with no text that was just the headline “Taste Acquired” and a picture of empty beer cans.

[–] ShittyBeatlesFCPres 11 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I suspect the main upside will be that you can argue shitty regulations aren’t valid. Like if Trump decides to allow the dumping of poison in the waterhole, it’s very clear that the the EPA is allowed to act when somebody poisons the waterhole.

Or maybe it’s just a Calvinball ruling where they decided the Supreme Court is the only branch that doesn’t have checks and balances. It is a mystery.

[–] ShittyBeatlesFCPres 15 points 7 months ago

At least it didn’t break in the middle of fighting a Lynel.

[–] ShittyBeatlesFCPres 24 points 7 months ago (1 children)

The funniest thing they could do now is make a really shitty Wario game using only generative A.I.

[–] ShittyBeatlesFCPres 11 points 7 months ago

How the fuck is it even possible to sell a vehicle that sucks more than US car companies already proudly advertise here? They’re already like, “This truck gets 4 miles to the gallon and has a grill specially designed to plow through a bus stop. Also, you can’t fit an adult bike in the back. MSRP is $75,000.”

[–] ShittyBeatlesFCPres 7 points 7 months ago

The Atlantic isn’t left wing. Its editor was a fucking Israeli prison guard despite being born in NYC.

[–] ShittyBeatlesFCPres 7 points 7 months ago

The future of humanity rests on everyone, regardless of nationality, being able to ask Midjourney to generate an image of an Ewok with big naturals.

[–] ShittyBeatlesFCPres 1 points 7 months ago

Molto bene.

[–] ShittyBeatlesFCPres 6 points 7 months ago

Can his 78 year-old diapered ass even throw a football with a teenager? He’s basically as bad off as Biden in my expert* opinion.

  • I’ve met over five old people.
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