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Yeah flakey would be a better term altthough I'd still put it in the crunchy umbrella. Like flakey means the exterior is kinda crunchy.

Otoh don't take me too seriously I like to dunk them in coffee or milk :p

Count me in.

The only issue I see with it is that since it's wrapped in plastic it's gonna be soft and rubbery instead of crunchy.

Yeah, it doesn't even sound that out of place in informal conversation.

I'm neither American nor a native English speaker so take it with a grain of salt.

That's where I'd put the line between a regular prepper and a doomsday prepper.

Not to forget the very elusive Sergent Prepper.

As a French, I find pop really endearing and might even include it in my vocabulary.

disgusted French look of superiority

jkjk it looks like something terrible in a good way.

As a young lass excited for an amazing carrier opportunity? I might.

What a weird ass way to phrase that question.

A long rifle strapped to an e-bike is the kind of mental picture I needed in my day, thanks.

Why can't leftists have some guns?

Nope, just plain ole terrorism.

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