SARGEx117
I'm not saying I would burn these down at every opportunity, but I am saying I would certainly understand exactly why someone might, and probably wouldn't remember much about who did do it.
Of course, I would plant 27 trees all over the property, and keep planting until the world runs out of trees, or someone gets fed up with pulling them out.
I'm patient and petty.
Birb
Tweety
Birdy mcbirdface
Birdemic
Blue tits
Yeah this'll go well
This is not how birbs should fly.
Air travel is cruel to the animals sitting in the lower decks.
In other news, I once though a customer asked if I wanted to see his banana, when he was trying to ask if we sold banana seats for a bicycle.
It was an awkward exchange.
Getting up the other side of the Uncanny Valley, I think... But still solidly inside it.
Who knows what computer generated images will be capable of in a few years?!
Same! I had a pregnancy scare a few weeks ago, but I'm back on my period again with my nonexistent uterus. Phew.
Slow and Curteous: Tokyo Grip
Someone more clever than me can make a joke with that, I was picturing some kind of super polite tire salesman who primarily deals in snow tires.