Unironically a gigachad
Eloquently critiques society
Refuses to be a cog in a machine
Has a unique style of dress, does not bow to whims of fashion
Is fawned over by a woman who travels across the continent to be with him, he considers her trifling and base.
Is acutely aware of his health, up to the point of recording it in his diary
I gnash my teeth and cry into my pillow every night because I'm not being data harvested by Microsoft. I open my taskbar and wail, for there are no ads to be displayed.
Linux. Not even once.