Rooty

joined 1 year ago

Be an underpaid babysitter for a rich fuck! in c/[email protected]

[–] Rooty 18 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Ensure that the CEO is burped after every meal.
Make a nappy check on CEO every half hour and change accordingly.
Provide the entertainment in the form of peek-a-boo and "got your nose" games.
Put CEO in bed ahead of schedule in the case of late evening temper tantrums.

That girl has some meme potential (Bing image creator) in c/[email protected]

Gay text rule in c/[email protected]

[–] Rooty 2 points 1 year ago

Somewhere a fat Holywood producer is shedding a single tear over imaginary lost profits

Worst fear confirmed: You can't launch Modern Warfare 3 without first launching Modern Warfare 2 in c/nottheonion

[–] Rooty 36 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

At this point being into the MW series is basically having a humilliation fetish with a side order of findoming.

That girl has some meme potential (Bing image creator) in c/[email protected]

[–] Rooty 4 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I want a 10 season anime with her as the MC stat!

Seems fine to me in c/[email protected]

[–] Rooty -1 points 1 year ago

You don't think pizza is sold by the slice in Europe?

Target CEO says shoppers are pulling back, even on groceries in c/news

[–] Rooty 13 points 1 year ago

You can't have a consumerist economy when the average consumer cannot afford anything.

Galaxy quest (1999) ⭐ 7.4 | Adventure, Comedy, Sci-Fi in c/comedyplusgenre

[–] Rooty 3 points 1 year ago

By Grabthar's hammer, what a movie!

What do y'all think of this open-source, solar-roof e-bike thingy? in c/micromobility

[–] Rooty 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

An electric Tuk-tuk would be a much better solution for several passengers.

Hate group reveals plan to overturn conversion therapy bans nationwide in c/politics

[–] Rooty 5 points 1 year ago

Concentration camps

Google Brain cofounder says Big Tech companies are lying about the risks of AI wiping out humanity because they want to dominate the market in c/technology

[–] Rooty 10 points 1 year ago

File this under duuuuuuhhhhh

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[–] Rooty 14 points 1 year ago

I like how corny it is, it fits the "pioneers on an exploratory mission" perfectly. Having a bombastic orchestral theme pre-federation makes no sense, the first Enterprise is a sitting duck for just about any starfaring culture, they got boarded by the Ferengi one time, ffs.