Rhynoplaz

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[โ€“] Rhynoplaz 5 points 1 month ago

Thanks for sharing!

[โ€“] Rhynoplaz 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

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[โ€“] Rhynoplaz 19 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (6 children)

I've always been fond of:

The person who makes me, doesn't want me

The person who buys me, doesn't need me

The person who uses me, doesn't even know it

What am I?

Maybe not the hardest, but it's a good one, and most people I ask, don't get it very quickly.

I'm not sure how to spoilers the answer, so I'll just give you time to guess the answer. It's more fun that way.

[โ€“] Rhynoplaz 5 points 1 month ago (5 children)

Same situation with assholes and anal sphincters.

[โ€“] Rhynoplaz 28 points 1 month ago (3 children)

They don't have locks, but they do have a doorbell.

[โ€“] Rhynoplaz 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Have you looked into land mines?

[โ€“] Rhynoplaz 6 points 1 month ago (2 children)

You can't expect to wield supreme power just 'cause some watery tart threw a sword at you!

[โ€“] Rhynoplaz 10 points 1 month ago (5 children)

You're not MY king!

[โ€“] Rhynoplaz 2 points 1 month ago

I definitely agree.

[โ€“] Rhynoplaz 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[โ€“] Rhynoplaz 6 points 1 month ago (4 children)

So, everything else in here is just nonsense, but, I gotta give you credit for this one. That's rather clever.

[โ€“] Rhynoplaz 7 points 1 month ago

I'm confused by this response. Did you mean to reply to another comment?

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