RedEyeFlightControl

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[–] RedEyeFlightControl 18 points 5 months ago

Flies? You mean SkyRaisins?

[–] RedEyeFlightControl 4 points 5 months ago (1 children)

1891 Cookie scientists: What if we classify this, instead of as cookie, as "fruit and cake"?

2024: Loophole finally exercised.

[–] RedEyeFlightControl 2 points 6 months ago

I can't believe no one has said "windowpane toast" yet

[–] RedEyeFlightControl 5 points 6 months ago (2 children)

The Great Garbage Avalanche of 2505

[–] RedEyeFlightControl 3 points 6 months ago

Hold on my realplayer is buffering

[–] RedEyeFlightControl 14 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (5 children)

Replacing all your tools and machines is super easy, though. /s

FWIW I only work in metric, Imperial is utter trash, tbh.

[–] RedEyeFlightControl 15 points 6 months ago

Here's a comprehensive and up to date list of failed deliveries, so far.

https://elonmusk.today/

[–] RedEyeFlightControl 8 points 6 months ago (2 children)

What is this character/meme called?

[–] RedEyeFlightControl 5 points 6 months ago

The software license on your hip has expired. Your hip will now be remotely locked until your account has been updated.

Thank you for being a Hip-O-Matic Customer

[–] RedEyeFlightControl 19 points 6 months ago (1 children)

This post implies the cybertruck is not a dumpster.

[–] RedEyeFlightControl 1 points 7 months ago

I brew straight peppermint tea as well, I find it amazing all around. Refreshing, good on the tummy, great hot or iced, and you can have it any time of day for any reason! It's my goto. No sugar needed. It's perfect as is.

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