"Deflationationary phases are very helpful for the working class, as their dollar now buys MORE things. Like food. And housing. And health care."
Shhh can't be having that. Don't worry, we beat inflation. Everything is just more expensive now. Deal with it.
My wife's cousin actually got this text while on vacation in Hawaii. Said he just sparked up a joint n hoped for the best. It worked, so maybe I'll do the same.