I'd donate to cancer research. You never know when it's gonna hit you and I'd rather die knowing I did something to help cure it.
Presi300
Took them long enough
Dusk, definitively try that
Uuh, no? It's just a mascot...
Influencers... Need I say more.
Gentoo, it just works
It's not... easy but it's also not 20 pages difficult, unless you wanna do sinlge GPU passtrough, then that's black magic.
Here is the guide I used when setting it up
This along with the arch wiki's page on GPU passtrough should be enough to get you setup
E: Pro tip - pay close attention to section 2.3 Gotchas in the arch wiki, this sh!t had me stuck for a while on my system
EndeavorOS. It's like manjaro but not bad.
Redirects.
If you try to connect to hypixel.net via port 443, it redirects you to the html page.
If you try to connect to play.hypixel.net via port 25565, it redirects you to the minecraft server.
You can setup proxmox and install android x86 or blissOS in a VM
I'd choose C and in a cheesy super villain voice say "look me in the eyes when you do it"