Polydextrous

joined 2 years ago
[–] Polydextrous 10 points 2 years ago (4 children)
[–] Polydextrous 1 points 2 years ago

I actually don’t know anything about that. I searched “Jonas brothers hair” and it all looks like relatively normal hair.

[–] Polydextrous 2 points 2 years ago

Into the ‘rito, after the towel comes out

[–] Polydextrous 5 points 2 years ago (6 children)

I browse all federated communities almost exclusively…I’ve never seen any wiener-centric porn.

[–] Polydextrous 24 points 2 years ago (1 children)

The neighbor who called this fuckin lynch mob better be on trial for conspiracy as well. “A neighbor called to report two black men were staying with a white woman.”

What the fuck. We need a strong leftist militia so people have someone to call when the cops are the ones that need to be stopped.

[–] Polydextrous 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

We’re all gonna die.

[–] Polydextrous 30 points 2 years ago (11 children)

Because a lot of the time, it’s furry porn.

Actually, maybe this is a testament to how much lemmy has changed in such a short time, but I actually don’t see much furry porn nowadays. It’s nice.

[–] Polydextrous 10 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Letting the days go by, letting this towel hold me down

[–] Polydextrous 0 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Do you always stream porn in 1080p? I guess I never thought about the quality, but I honestly don’t expect anything more than 720

[–] Polydextrous 4 points 2 years ago

add to the smegma pot

Good lord.

[–] Polydextrous 13 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Arkansas: where the people rule! (Until we, the ones decidedly ruling over the people, decide we don’t like what you’re doing and think it’s icky.)

[–] Polydextrous 4 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

I mean…I don’t use it. But I’m not the one bitching about $20.

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