PhlubbaDubba

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 days ago

Do'n worı, Uı'm told ðæt ſėm nebyulėſ Uıvrı tawṙ librėl establicmint figyṙ z gœıŋ t lṙn Đıṙ lesson ėbaut bııŋ t frendlı to İzreyėl, deſpuıt hau Đı ƿil moſt luıklı rimeın u̇ntu̇tct ſeıv f ė ſeneırıo ƿeıṙ moſt v u̇ duı lȯŋ bifoṙ Đı ekſpirienſ ıvin muınoṙ pṙſėnėl inkėnvınıenſ.

spoilerDon't worry, I'm told that some nebulous ivory tower liberal establishment figure is going to learn their lesson about being too friendly to Israel, despite how they will most likely remain untouched save for a scenario where most of us die long before they experience even minor personal inconvenience.

Suınd, ė Pæleſtinıėn Ėmeırikėn hu z nau ekſpektid t bı þeıŋkfėl sėm ƿuıt kȯlidj kidz dju̇ſt helped suın ð deþ worint v Muı grændfaðṙ'z homlænd.

spoilerSigned, a Palestinian American who is now expected to be thankful some white college kids just helped sign the death warrant of my grand father's homeland.

[–] [email protected] -3 points 5 days ago (3 children)

Saundz moṙ luık ė blendṙ ðæn dju̇ſt ė tuṙbuın.

spoilerSounds more like a blender than just a turbine.

[–] [email protected] -5 points 5 days ago

Pṙſėnėlı, Uı'm moṙ fȯnd v ð egzæmpėl v Prıhiſtorik Plænet'z femboı teırosoṙz.

spoilerPersonally, I'm more fond of the example of prehistoric planet's femboy pterosaurs.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 days ago

Meıbı ė pṙſent v it ƿᵫd bı moṙ vuıėbėl. Ðiſ ƿᵫd krıeıt ė precṙ f kėmpenız t dju̇ſt limit ð nu̇mbṙ v æplikeıcėnz Ðı'l teık.

spoilerMaybe a percent of it would be more viable. This would create a pressure for companies to just limit the number of applications they'll take.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Sı ð prȯblėm hıṙ z if ð "hoṙſ" bu̇kſ Y ȯf i ðiſ keıſ, it muıt ðen prėſıd t ıt Y.

spoilerSee the problem here is if the "horse" bucks you off in this case, it might then proceed to eat you.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Uı keım u̇p ƿið it

spoilerI came up with it

[–] [email protected] -1 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

ſ fılz moṙ fu̇n, æ u in uI z bikȯz, æt lıſt i hau Uı ſpık, aı fılz tu "opin" f hau Uı prėnaunſ muı uı ſaundz. Luık ſpelıŋ luıt æz "laıt" fılz ƿeı ƿuıdṙ i ð tceſt ðæn hau Uı ſeı it.

spoilerſ feels more fun, and u in uı is because, at least in how I speak, aı feels too "open" for how I pronounce my "I" sounds. Like spelling light as "laıt" feels way wider in the chest than how I say it.

[–] [email protected] -1 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

İt'z ė hom-meıd oṙþȯgrifı f Iŋglic.

spoilerIt's a homemade orthography for English.

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1GaMGjmbXCxW14cq1bvZEpmwQuf11X6_YNhcPhGSPmCM/edit?usp=drivesdk

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