Olhonestjim

joined 9 months ago
[–] Olhonestjim 18 points 14 hours ago

Fine. Pump it directly into their homes.

[–] Olhonestjim 4 points 1 day ago

If you sewed together all the fragments of Jesus's foreskin, you could go skydiving with it.

[–] Olhonestjim 4 points 1 day ago

LoL you think this only applies to Wendy's.

[–] Olhonestjim 11 points 1 day ago

I just applied at a cabinet shop. They sent me a personality quiz.

[–] Olhonestjim 12 points 1 day ago

Fortunately, intelligence appears to have a wide range of genetic factors. Stupid parents can have quite intelligent children.

[–] Olhonestjim 23 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (4 children)

Yeah maybe. Doesn't seem to stop redneck fathers of teenage girls in conservative states. They consider it a rite of passage for fatherhood.

[–] Olhonestjim 7 points 1 day ago

Yeah, I went to senior prom with my friend. I didn't have a license or a car yet, so my aunt drove us there in her baseball team van, and she was gonna drive us both home too. Suuuper romantic. Her dad met us there, pulled me aside to show me his little pocket knife and threatened to castrate me. I just laughed at him. We were both virgins, so far as I knew. While in hindsight she had a crush on me, I was way too awkward, nerdy, religious, and oblivious to realize. Sex never even crossed my mind as a possibility.

[–] Olhonestjim 36 points 1 day ago

It's a thing that basic dickhead fathers look forward to doing; threatening their daughter's boyfriend in case he ever thinks he and his girlfriend might ever want to have sex.

[–] Olhonestjim 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

The only angle I think looks cool is the one on the pic.

[–] Olhonestjim 1 points 3 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

I travel. My Internet is off until I activate my hotspot. Whatever MS is doing, it ain't worth it to me. I went all in on Linux (I use PopOS btw) a couple years ago.

[–] Olhonestjim 1 points 4 days ago

And before that it's lower left.

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submitted 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) by Olhonestjim to c/cyberpunk2077
 

It might slide into the doorframe with a sci-fi hiss and recognize your approach to unlock, but it's a 100% manual, electric sliding door. If you walk out of your basic apartment and don't manually close the door when you leave, it WILL be open when you get back. It'll stay open the whole time you're home. Who ever saw a manual, powered, sliding door? If you didn't realize this was a dystopia, there you go. That's hysterical. I wonder if they set it up so you'd get burglarized for neglecting basic security. And if not, why not?!

Whoever thought that up is an evil genius.

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