ObviouslyNotBanana

joined 2 years ago
[–] ObviouslyNotBanana 2 points 2 weeks ago

You now feel that muscle in the left side of your stomach

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana 5 points 2 weeks ago

But pointy shoes are my sign of celibacy.

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana 2 points 2 weeks ago

My toe socks are too close to my toes though

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] ObviouslyNotBanana 5 points 2 weeks ago

This is a killer Christmas shirt. No one will talk politics with this guy.

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] ObviouslyNotBanana 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

As an Illinoian, I am curious about Illinois sex.

Why? It's not like you're getting any!

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana 4 points 2 weeks ago

Twice, slightly out of sync

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana 3 points 2 weeks ago

"Someone". I'll have you know I'm an infamous shitposter.

 
 
 

I know some of you will feel dread all day and I just want you to know that we're rooting for you.

 
 
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