Nublets

joined 2 years ago
[–] Nublets 5 points 1 month ago

Middle track. Then I have plenty of time to hotwire the nuke with my handy dandy mallet

[–] Nublets 7 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Hey, don't knock it till you tried it

[–] Nublets 12 points 1 month ago

Germany: They may have invented fascism but we're better at it!

USA: Hold my beer

[–] Nublets 5 points 1 month ago

No better way to get a head

[–] Nublets 2 points 4 months ago

No, but the bag I got is about to be an accomplice...

[–] Nublets 9 points 4 months ago

You know the rules, take her home

[–] Nublets 1 points 8 months ago

Maybe stop moving so I can see it?

[–] Nublets 2 points 8 months ago

Have you guys ever had a threesome?

[–] Nublets 4 points 8 months ago

The right to hate flags! Edit: damn autocorrect...

[–] Nublets 7 points 9 months ago

Easy, marry the childhood friend. Ez loving for 2 months then you get to keep her stuff. Use story of dead wife as checkmate to cluster b issues. Once cluster b chicks find out about each other leave state and repeat. Next caller please

[–] Nublets 2 points 10 months ago

Bout half an inch

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