NotBillMurray

joined 1 year ago
[–] NotBillMurray 2 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I was in the Army for 6 years, yet whenever I try to think of the letter M my brain just short circuits to "Movember".

[–] NotBillMurray 6 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I mean, I planted some sunflowers, does that count?

[–] NotBillMurray 2 points 4 months ago

Where the hell have you been living? When I was renting the rates increased at least yearly, if not more often.

[–] NotBillMurray 5 points 4 months ago (3 children)

Man, someone needs to create an index fund which just follows their moves. If we're not going to punish obvious corruption we might as well get something out of it.

[–] NotBillMurray 11 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Listen, I've got a yeast allergy thing okay...

[–] NotBillMurray 3 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Honestly similar. We have two others with short hair who shed a whole lot more.

[–] NotBillMurray 5 points 4 months ago (3 children)

Awww, he's adorable. Zoey tolerates everyone, but really loves snuggling with me in my computer chair.

[–] NotBillMurray 4 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I honestly don't know what she is genetically. We picked her up from a local adoption event. She has a permanently kinked tail and is the most precocious little soot sprite.

[–] NotBillMurray 5 points 5 months ago (1 children)

"Yes, hello fellow white nationalists! I think that performing auto-surgery is a great idea and will really show those (slurs) who's boss. Also, I'm pretty sure antibiotics are a (slur about Jews this time) conspiracy, so you should never use them."

[–] NotBillMurray 10 points 5 months ago

To quote Aesop Rock:

Fifteen years taking prescriptions then a shrink's like "I dunno, maybe get a kitten?"

[–] NotBillMurray 4 points 5 months ago

How do reivers clean their harpoons? They run them through the Wash.

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