Myxomatosis

joined 5 months ago
[–] Myxomatosis 35 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Deport Elon to Russia.

[–] Myxomatosis 57 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (4 children)

I’m sure those nasty little MAGATs left their piss bottles and trash everywhere. Also, the parents of that seven year old girl should be reported to CPS.

[–] Myxomatosis 28 points 1 month ago

Billionaires are a malignant disease all across the world. They don’t deserve to exist.

[–] Myxomatosis 54 points 1 month ago

History has a way of repeating itself

[–] Myxomatosis 35 points 1 month ago

It’s gender-affirming care.

[–] Myxomatosis 31 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Madison Square Garden is going to stink like shit tonight.

[–] Myxomatosis 25 points 1 month ago (3 children)

The smallest crowd sizes that Madison Square Garden has ever seen. Sad.

[–] Myxomatosis 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Vlad’s shaft.

[–] Myxomatosis 17 points 1 month ago (3 children)

More weird, homoerotic imagery from MAGA. Look at him stroke the shaft of that tower.

[–] Myxomatosis 17 points 1 month ago

He’s such a moron that you could just give him a piece of construction paper that says, “FBI, CIA, Delta Force Security Clearance” written in orange crayon and he would be satisfied.

[–] Myxomatosis 136 points 1 month ago (11 children)

Aren’t comedians supposed to be funny?

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