Me: 🎶 Welcome home! I‘m gonna make you wish that you‘d stayed gone! 🎶
You don‘t get it. Moses just beat the enemies with the stone tables to really hammer in the rules. It‘s not his fault the people are dying of the injuries.
Ich werde die Abstimmung wie ein Fußballspiel verfolgen
I‘ll make my own meaning of life. With blackjack and hookers. You know what? Forget the hookers!
Same as it ever was
Another reason to kick Trump to the curb: A CD burner named after Trump would suck
Bart: Hmm. Maybe if I stand next to the hormones looking sad, someone will feel sorry for me and buy me one.
Woman: Emily, don't you already have estrogen?
Emily: No, Mom, you idiot! I have Progesterone, and Finasteride, and Cyproterone Acetate, stupid.
Woman: Oh, I'm sorry, honey. We'll take the estrogen.
Gavin: Get two. I'm not sharing with Kaitlin!
StreetPass is peer to peer
Blåhaj, trans pride flag colors, Arch, ThinkPad… YOU MUST BE ONE OF THOSE PROGRAMMERS I KEEP HEARING ABOUT! Thank my lucky stars! I have this great million dollar app idea! All i need is you to develop it! I can pay you in shares or hormones!
I prefer the 32 bit signed integer underflow in my favor.