So this is why my TV walked into the bathroom while I was dropping a deuce. 🤔
I saw a lady apolozing to Trump for not donating because she had to pay her medical bills and was living in disability. So she was basically giving her disability check to Trump every month. 😖
Hi Karen. I hope you're doing well.
Only a Karen would say that. 🤔
Uber was taking notes from Disney.
That would be great if he came back to sign it. 😊
Only losers complain about moderators. 🤔
Vance isn't wearing eyeliner! 😲
That's one well dressed landlord. Every landlord I ever dealt wore dirty clothes, was missing teeth, and was in desperate need of a shower. 🤔
"Fuck the climate! What about my bank account?!"