MisterEspinacas

joined 1 year ago
[–] MisterEspinacas 3 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Wow! I have been absent from the United States for a long time (I'm assuming this is from the USA, where I'm from). What a thing! I had no idea this was typical back home. I guess it's a good thing. I mean, it prevents death, right?

[–] MisterEspinacas 2 points 1 year ago (6 children)

Wow, I guess you know what part of the city you're in when you have that appointment with this dentist.

[–] MisterEspinacas 6 points 1 year ago

"If you're alive, could I interest you in some dessert? We have a wide selection of desserts! If you don't order dessert and you're not dead, please leave. Your table is useless because you aren't buying anything more!"

[–] MisterEspinacas 13 points 1 year ago

Do parents pet their children now? So strange!

[–] MisterEspinacas 1 points 1 year ago

Yeah, it goes along with the low standards that define probable cause. Policing, just like a lot of professions, is subject to bean counting when bean counting is not appropriate. Voters love to see statistics that flaunt "more arrests." Funny how people love numbers without really understanding what the numbers mean.

[–] MisterEspinacas 7 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I mean, law enforcement occasionally uses polygraph tests in their investigations even though that type of "evidence" isn't admissible in court and, to be honest, what kind of scientific credibility does a piece of technology like a polygraph even have? They'll use whatever they can get their hands on even if it's questionable. Some police forces probably even have a psychic consultant or something. It scares me.

[–] MisterEspinacas 7 points 1 year ago

I just wonder what it is like to be this poor child. I mean, he's probably an adult now. If it was my photo being used this way, I would totally put it on my resume when applying for jobs.

[–] MisterEspinacas 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Haha! I went to college with that guy. He was all about the aliens when he was just 18 years old in my intro to archaeology class. The professor got really tired of him saying the aliens answer in class about so many things. I wonder if his first word was aliens when he was a child?

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