Bruh, why your Switch on the floor?
MermaidsGarden
joined 2 years ago
Never tell me the odds!
No true Scotsman…
Is he a linguist tho?
Oh boy! I wonder which form of environmental collapse will cause my death!
I tell my cat she’s the center of the universe. Since space-time wraps around on itself, the known universe doesn’t have a defined center and any point in space can be considered its center. She knows she’s the center of the universe.
A vending machine for money
Not that I disagree but it’s hilarious to see the contortions about how the indictments are no big deal from the “ZoMG Killary’s gonna get indicted any day now” crowd.
One of my favorite things ever is Ryan Adams having to learn and play Summer of 69 at his concerts because people keep requesting it thinking he is Bryan Adams.
Scott Adams is a human alien hybrid (according to Scott Adams)
Hail DuARTe!