MercuryUprising

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[–] MercuryUprising 8 points 2 years ago

This guy can't seem to comprehend that the west is approaching his whole thing as though it's a toddler trying to fight a grown man. The moment they decide the joke is over then Russia becomes a parking lot. This isn't like when Afghanistan or even Iraq were invaded and people felt bad about it and protested in massive demonstrations. This will be a war where people will be out for blood.

It that's what this wannabe gangster goofball wants, then he can keep poking and see what happens I guess. No shortage of dictators who learn a brutal lesson in history.

[–] MercuryUprising 22 points 2 years ago (3 children)

I'm not sure if you're aware of this, but the internet is serious business

[–] MercuryUprising 12 points 2 years ago

It's honestly pretty stupid because it's a fairly quick and relatively painless way to die. All it shows is their stupidity because there are multiple ways of doing this same thing without creating a jenga tower cobbled together with masking tape attached to a dude's head.

Just like 99% of Russia, they do something stupid because they think it makes them look cool.

[–] MercuryUprising 6 points 2 years ago (8 children)

"Only X I know is Xzibit or RBX " - Kurupt, Calling Out Names

[–] MercuryUprising 3 points 2 years ago

This is pretty awesome. Looks like something from a fucking spaceship.

[–] MercuryUprising 23 points 2 years ago (7 children)

This will make you go hmm until you take .1 second to think about it and realize that Twix wouldn't offer more chocolate for the same price and neither would any other company, for what amounts to a joke a 12 year old heard from his uncle in the south.

The picture always has the dark Twix broken and added to a longer piece to make it appear longer. Your main clue should've been that the packaging is the exact same fucking size. Your second clue should've been the break at the 1/3 mark of the dark twix.

[–] MercuryUprising 9 points 2 years ago (3 children)

It's funny how judgemental people get at people who try to incentivize change when they don't make their message flowery and with padded corners. It's called tone policing and it's what they used to do during the civil rights movements to try and debase the messages of activists.

[–] MercuryUprising 8 points 2 years ago

Even if you move away, not following American news is like not looking at the crocodile living in your apartment. It's a country whose influence affects the entire world. Likewise goes for China and to a much lesser extent, Russia.

[–] MercuryUprising 7 points 2 years ago

I just got tired of spending so much money on my car. Don't get me wrong, I loved that thing, and I babied the shit out of it. That being said, I don't want it in my life, it's like having a dependent and I don't miss having to wake up in the morning and bus across town to pick up my car because I decided to have two or three beers the night before.

[–] MercuryUprising 30 points 2 years ago (2 children)

I read that as carbarians

[–] MercuryUprising 8 points 2 years ago

I'm swinging back in the other direction and refusing to serve rednecks and people with navy suits and red ties.

[–] MercuryUprising 33 points 2 years ago (6 children)

Have you seen how much sugar those hicks put into their tea though? It's gotta be hot because they put coca cola grade amounts of sugar, to the point where it wont dissolve in the water anymore. Sweet tea contains 36-38 grams of sugar per 16 oz. That's a fucking soft drink.

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