Lumisal

Here you go, gen z* version:

So, this one time, Jesus was walking through the village again, right? A kid ran up and accidentally bumped into him, like full-on shoulder check. Jesus was not having it and straight-up said, "You’re not gonna make it to wherever you're headed." Boom, the kid dropped dead. People who saw it were like, "Yo, who even is this kid? Everything he says actually happens!"

The dead kid’s parents came for Joseph, all mad, saying, "Bruh, you can’t stay in this village if your kid’s out here cursing people and getting them killed. Like, teach him to chill and bless people or something!"

So Joseph pulled Jesus aside, like, "Hey dude, why are you doing this? People are mad at us, and they’re gonna come for us!" But Jesus was like, "I know you didn’t come up with that yourself, but fine, I’ll let it slide for you. Still, these people? They’re gonna get what’s coming to them." And just like that, the people accusing him went blind.

Add my backpack, make it a post lol

Especially on rented e-bikes I think

Wonder if a DDD edition will come out

Never said to do that to the potato ;)

#include

int main() { std::cout << "no, this is a different language" << std::endl; return 0; }

(All joking aside, the content was made for someone who already knew what a Distro was. If you want to know, feel free to ask for more info)

Should clarify: I meant the IoT LTSC version of Windows. It gets support for much longer too, since it sounded like you reinstalled Windows anyway. Plus games and RAM heavy software work snappier on those cleaner, more minimal versions of Windows. It made a difference even on my 7.5k water cooled desktop. You'd think 128gb of DDR5 RAM, 7900x3D, 3090 computer wouldn't have any slow down, but base Windows is REALLY bloated - enough that even at those specs you can notice a difference on a gen 5 m.2 ssd. I still use Windows for some modded games and a specific audio program. Oh, and CAD software.

Same with my girlfriend's 2k gaming laptop. Startup and such is way faster now.

Plus no telemetry or ads as a bonus of course.

Sounds like a creature from All Tomorrows

I could walk both ways up a hill both ways in the snow after dialysis treatment.

Past tense because I got a kidney transplant.

Which caused a very rare Cancer (1st condition to get it, you must've never gotten Epstein Barr virus, ever, which 90-95% of the world has. Second is getting a transplanted organ that carries the virus lol).

Which led me to weird flex #2: I have unusually high cold resistance and can also mentally raise my body temperature. This was helpful when having to walk to the patient hotel in a strong blizzard with nothing but hospital clothes.

Unfortunately that means I do terribly in the heat, and there's not much AC in Finland for the summer...

The funny thing is I grew up in El Salvador, and then Texas.

Ah, superintendent Chalmers. Nice weather we're having.

Ah, yeah, MSI Nvidia does have issues in general for some reason. At that point basically only Arch or similar that's more advanced would fix the problem, and at that point it does make sense for most users to stick with Windows.

I'd recommend what others here say and get an iot version or using a Rufus install in those cases of Windows though, to avoid all the telemetry etc.

Mint and Ubuntu are Debian based.

Try something Fedora based. I've had far less issues with it when it comes to hardware.