Lumidaub

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Die Spielverderbys von der Verbraucherzentrale wollen dem deutschen Michel ein schon jetzt liebgewonnenes Maimai wegnehmen 😠😠😠😠😠

-/s

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

"Remember Y2K and all the chaos that was supposed to happen? Computer nerds scared everybody into updating everything and make it 'y2k proof' or whatever and then it was a whole nothing burger."

"Remember the hole in the ozone layer? Scientists made us ban CFC's like we were going to die of skin cancer any day now and then nothing bad at all happened."

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 months ago

Der Winter so: "Ich war's nich!"

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Zum Glück hab ich noch rechtzeitig den Alt-Text vom ersten Bild gelesen, sonst hätte ich sehr geweint.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 6 months ago

Öfters rausbringen? Behälter (jeglicher Art) auswaschen ist meines Wissens überflüssig und verbraucht allenfalls unnötig Energie.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago

Fick dich, innere Uhr.

(bitte red mit mir (T_T))

[–] [email protected] 16 points 6 months ago

After reading this article, I feel like I should know what actually happened on the show - I don't though?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago

None of the above? I have certain traits that society thinks are weird. That's about it. I'm neither cursed nor gifted, I just very much don't fit the definition of "normal".

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Briefwahl und eine vertraute Person füllt das in meinem Namen aus?

Nu. Ich sach ma. Kann ja keiner nachprüfen, nich? (auch du nicht, übrigens)

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago (1 children)

The delist is presented as a big operating “loss” to tax authorities.

I have absolutely no fucking idea how taxes work. But this sounds to me like I have insurance on my hand and I sit down one evening with a knife and cut off my hand and then go to my insurance company, showing them my bloody stump: "gib money!"

wtf.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

"Wie als" is was anderes als wie "als wie".

[–] [email protected] 13 points 6 months ago

Well, they're honest, that's nice.

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