Luisp

joined 8 months ago
[–] [email protected] 49 points 1 month ago (7 children)

Reminds me of the Egyptian aristocracy, they would be pissed off if they knew their 4000 yo mummy will end up getting shown at a museum or destroyed by a tomb raider. But what would happen if they managed to revive them today, probably a temporary experiment on a lab, the pharaoh just lived in a closed environment for a couple of months and for most of modern day people it would be just some science news they scrolled by on tiktok

[–] [email protected] -2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Or use WhatsApp like most of criminals

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 month ago (3 children)

I would volunteer... for money

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago

Mr beast: I bought one of the world's fastest computer and we are going to run the biggest Minecraft server in the world for a competition with 1 million players! the winner will get 10000 dollars and also I'm donating 10000 diapers to Angola

[–] [email protected] 76 points 1 month ago (5 children)

Chatgpt: How do I kill all the children in this thread?

As a AI model I'm not allowed to promote violence against... Also since children are involved this case was reported to your local enforcement agency

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

*publicist cash

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Did politician just ban themselves?

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago (5 children)

Turns out they never do lol

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

DO NOT SOLVE THE PUZZLE

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

It's a secret tool that will help us later

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

The American death cult that moved to Venezuelan forest, they definitely didn't go to heaven

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

Or solve it the Vietnamese way

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