LouNeko
Team: Nobody actually ever flirted with me, and just the audacity to entertain any romantic Idea could me considered an insult to the person of the highest magnitude.
Edit: I'm getting ratioed by memes.
It's mind boggling how many times the world came together in the past for total nuclear disarmament and every single time when we almost reached an agreement Russia backed out because they thought it's all a ruse against them. The are the epitome of the "No, it's the others that must be wrong." Meme.
I really curious how they found out that you voted for Harris. Was the party dumb enough to send you a thank you letter with blue stickers or something?
"How about everything is in color except the peoples skin."
"Brilliant."
This is a PSA Announcement:
An orgasm instantly clears out the sinuses. Due to lack of studies doctors don't fully know why this happens.
I'm still not sure whether "Angela Anaconda" was real or a collective fever dream.
"Rules for Thee but not for Me"
Me eating something spicy: "I'll fucking do it again!"
Cutting people of while driving.
Making you bed in the morning. Takes literally 5 seconds, makes the room look more neat and can be used as a place to put all the unfolded laundry from your chair.