LostInSpaaaace

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

You can't mess with perfection. Chrono Trigger is still amazing.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

There was a dos 4x game by logic factory called Ascendency. It was similar to Stellaris but more turn based and has a much more manageable interface. I really enjoyed the game mechanics and game races, which were all very unique. Id love to see it rebooted, but at least I can still play the original on dosbox.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

I'm not familiar with dadaist writing. I can't speak for others but I'd like to hear your haiku.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

I laughed out loud at this one. Nice.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Sounds like you had a beautiful morning so far.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

I haven't seen it yet... Now I'm not sure if I should lol.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I'll see if I can come up with an ending, but it's kind of fun to think you're just left to imagine, right?

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How do you Haiku? (beehaw.org)
submitted 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
 

Share a haiku about your day!

A moment of peace,

That's all that I'm asking for,

Please go to bed now.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (4 children)

August 1943

Emo-chan wrapped her arm with an ace bandage. She'd underestimated her prey, and now she was on the defensive. Sirens blared across the alley, as she deftly hid from flashlights searching for her. She could hear the regiment commander barking orders. "Finde das magische Mädchen! Der Führer verlangt es!" She was lucky, the rain would mask her scent and keep the dogs at bay, but she wasn't willing to give up her prize - the ultimate trophy. She pulled out her raven wand and began casting a spell. "I call upon the power of emotion! Despondent blade!" A purple glowing magic circle appeared in front of her on the cobblestone street, and a sword of black energy, emminating a bright pink aura emerged from it. She grasped the sword in her good arm and the magic circle crackled and then faded away.

She darted out from the alley and found the nearest soldiers, slicing through them. The blade passed through them, and the men fell to their knees and cried out. Though no injuries were visible, they suffered intense emotional trauma and quickly passed out. Emo chan quickly dispatched the remaining members of the contingent and made her way back to the central administration building. She has lost the element of surprise when her first assault had failed, so she figured she might as well try the direct approach. As she made her way down the hall, she couldn't help but admire the trophies along the hallway. The Cyber dragon in particular was impressive, retaining the semblance of life she so revered in her own works. If only the artist wasn't a Nazi, perhaps she could have taken the time to meet them and discuss thier interests.

She came to the main conference room, where she had first arrived. It was a poor decision in hindsight, appearing in front of the target and assuming the shock would make him an easy mark. She didn't realize he wasn't just her pray, but a fellow game hunter, and time traveler.

"Du Narr! Hast du wirklich geglaubt, du könntest mich besiegen?" Emo-chan turned to see her target, standing across the room, a large gauge rifle in his hand. She chuckled and smiled at him "I don't know what you just said, but let me guess, something along the lines of "I am all powerful! You could never defeat me!" Hitler smirked. "You think you are the first? I have slain many hunters before you. You will soon be another trophy in that hall, part of mein menagerie." She raised her sword in front of her face and began chanting. The sword's aura changed, and a deep green hue began to emanate from it. "Power of emotion - Terror, Awakened!" A pulse of energy began emitting from the blade, creating an enormous pressure wave. Hitler struggled to maintain his stance, as the energy wave pushed on him. The final battle was about to begin.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

My mouth is watering so much my phone might short out. Looks amazing.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago

I'm gonna give him credit for three things of value he's contributed to society.

A. He brought the Fascist out of hiding. Better to know your enemy is at your doorstep than lying in wait.

B. He's made the dictionary much smaller by giving a single definition for so, so many words - narcassist, conman, grifter, selfish, demagogue, fool, sexist, racist, idiot, seditionist, violator, cheater... The list just keeps going. They should all just say "see Trumpism"

C. He's successfully rallied young Americans to be more engaged in voting than any previous generation, ensuring that if we can just get past this hurdle, the future can be bright.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Hope he's saving a seat for Kenneth Copeland.

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