I have an Anbernic 35xx, that I use a lot. I bought it mostly for playing Gameboy/SNES games. Form factor is pretty close to the OG Gameboy, price is low enough that I chuck it in backpacks and pockets without a worry, and it plays 16 bit game systems nearly perfectly w/GarlicOS.
The only thing I don't like is the L/R buttons. They are loose and rattle if you shake the device, and make a loud click when you use them.
No Mitsubishi dealer near me, unfortunately. The mirage was the first car I considered. I don't mind getting a car from somewhere far away, but I'd have nowhere to get warranty service unless I drove 3 hours each time.
I had a Versa as a rental a few years ago, I think it's too basic for me for the new price.
I appreciate your suggestions. I'm going today to check out a Toyota Carolla.