LanguageIsCool

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[–] LanguageIsCool 21 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

The worst is being corrected.

“Good morning, how are you?”

looks at watch “it’s 12:01pm so it’s good afternoon”

[–] LanguageIsCool 2 points 2 weeks ago

Some Brazilian sadness: https://youtube.com/watch?v=r3PMqvqLyU0

The guitar is beautifully excellent

[–] LanguageIsCool 3 points 2 weeks ago

But nobody is around to smell it, does it have an odor?

[–] LanguageIsCool 12 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

It’s like finding a needle in a camel’s back

[–] LanguageIsCool 9 points 2 weeks ago

Reminds me of a Johnny Bravo episode where he rips off a tag from a mattress that says “do not remove under penalty of law” and then helicopters start coming after him lol

[–] LanguageIsCool 20 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Double entendre: “eu” means “me” in Portuguese

[–] LanguageIsCool 11 points 2 weeks ago

They should brand it “omg gmo grapefruit”

[–] LanguageIsCool 6 points 2 weeks ago

Everyone knows the sun’s core makes vitamin D

[–] LanguageIsCool 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Not even for the lulz?

[–] LanguageIsCool 1 points 2 weeks ago (5 children)

They should get Florida too just so there’s this flipped symmetry kind of thing similar to the US + Alaska

[–] LanguageIsCool 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I feel like it’s just boomers at this point

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